[This post is not meant to be serious at all]
My favourite Droid features from their website :
1. Tunes, not to be mistaken with iTunes.
2. Night life: Staying lonely at home Saturday night? I know what you need.
3. Hardcore: as in... hardcore Tunes and Night life?
4. MultiTouch: A "industry first" revolutionary method to use your fingers in a hardcore way.
5. Big screen: Because that's what matters most.
6. Life: Like most of us try to do, get yourself one.